Taste the Awesome, All Ye Who Enter Here

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thats-so-meme:

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historysbitch:

<3

#I just sung this in a similar way to the PokeRap

I was thinking the same thing while reading this 

^

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I’m guessing you failed this test.

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kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

It looks like a banana-lemon hybrid.

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• Question: This has been bothering me for a REALLY LONG TIME now. What is your icon picture? I see that it's a Yahoo answer, but beyond that, I have no idea. - madame-anaca
• Answer:

  

  It’s a screenshot of this little gem I found:
  

• Question: Have you ever stared at a word for so long that it starts to look funky and then you look closer and whisper, "wait no how does this combination of letters ever make a word" - Anonymous
• Answer:

  … Are you Regina of the future?

  This happens all the time. Most recently, it was whilst answering the question about favoriting my favorite favorite. >_>

• Question: Tell me a really embarrassing story about yourself. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I came downstairs without pants once. This is actually a regular occurence, but this time was unintentional.

  Basically, I wanted to beat my brother to the breakfast table because he always got up earlier than me, and it was NOT OKAY DAMMIT. So I got up early, rushed to get dressed, sprinted downstairs, and stood there triumphantly, arms akimbo and everything right with the world. My father then interrupted my moment of victory by laughing that awkward laugh that people do when they’re disbelieving/uncomfortable and said, “Uh, Regina? Aren’t you forgetting something?” At which point I looked down and pulled a
  
  before slowly backing away and up the stairs to finish getting dressed.

  Unfortunately,
  .

• Question: Do you have any real-life OTP's, excluding you/anon - Anonymous
• Answer:

  “excluding you/anon”

  

  DEBBIE, THEY’RE ONTO US.

  The real answer is no. I don’t ship real people. Fictional characters are one thing, but once you involve actual people, beings with feelings and hopes and fears and desires, it seems almost unfair to toy with their lives in my head.

  Except for Debbie and me. That’s practically canon, brah.

• Question: SO IF YOU COULD FAVORITE A FAVORITE FAVORITE, AND YOU FAVORITED THE MOST FAVORITED FAVORITE, WHICH FAVORITE FAVORITE WOULD YOU FAVORITE IF YOU COULD FAVORITE A FAVORITE? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

  IF I WERE ABLE TO FAVORITE A FAVORITE, I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO FAVORITE THE LIMITED EDITION FAVORITE CUBED. IT’S BASICALLY MY FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE. SO I GUESS IF I COULD FAVORITE A FAVORITE FAVORITE, I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE TO FAVORITE THE FAVORITED FAVORITE.

• Question: WHO (IN A LIST OF EVERYONE AND ANYONE) HAS THE MOST AWESOMEST SUCCULENT LOOKING BUTT IN THE WORLD? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  YOUR MOTHER.

  I’ll probably have to go with Kim Kardashian. Because
  .

  Although in all honesty, I don’t really care. It’s not like I meet somebody and say, “Hello, nice to meet you. You also happen to have one fine derriere.” People’s butts don’t really matter to me.

• Question: IF THERE WAS ONE AND ONLY ONE PLACE YOU COULD VISIT FOR FREE - WHERE WOULD THAT BE? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  The moon. How many people get to say they visited the damn moon? Also, that would be crazy expensive, moreso than visiting anywhere else on Earth. So the moon it is.

DEM EYES, THO.

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